Ever wonder what your MyFace Generation kids talk like when they go all Web 2.0? A Skype chat transcript between the 24-year-old brother (24? That makes his father very old) who was home for the weekend (C1), and the 20-year-old (when did that happen?!) sister (C2), who is in Chile:
C2: hi are you home?
C1: this is your brother
C2: um youre not who i want to talk to
C2 : sup?
C2 : joke
C1 : too bad this is who you get
C2 : i need to ask her about caches on my computer
C2 : and if i can delete them
C1 : she doesn’t know anything about that
C1 : too bad soooo sad
C2 : yes she does
C1 : she said she doesn’t like you any more, I’m the favorite
C1 : no more presents for C2
C2 : shut up
C2 : why are you home?
C1 : I’m making automobiles run again
C1 : I’m un Captain OCDing them
C2 : hahahahah
C2 : sound like fun
C2 : the truck or the audi?
C1 : audi
C2 : its still alive?
C1 : mom said she needs to investigate into your cache problem
C1 : yes it is it has 300,971 miles on it
C2 : jesus
C2 : ok
C2 : also tell her my wrist still hurts real bad
C2 : but im taking IB profen
C1 : she says hike your shorts up sally
C1 : what did you do to it
C2 : that doesnt even make sense for the situation
C2 : i dunno
C2 : it just hurts
C2 : oh wait, does that mean suck it up?
C1 : yes
C2 : NOO
C1 : you probably hurt it when you were at your sunday scripture reading
C2 : oh man thats it!!
C2 : thanks
C2 : i never would have figured that out
C2 : k dinner time
C1 : sometimes too much prayer can injure us
C2 : HAHAHAHHAHA
C1 : what are you having
C2 : i dont know
C2 : good food
C2 : probs
C2 : bye!! 🙂 😉
C2 : hahah
C2 : l8r
C1 : talk to you later
C2 : lolz
C2 : ttyl
C1 : kit [Let’s go with definition 1 and not humor the hostile contributor of 3]
Warms this mother’s heart to witness the deep and abiding love and respect between them that we so successfully nurtured during their formative years.
*POS (definition 2, minus the “gay” and “losers with no life” parts)