Pedantry
At my favorite store, and yet I may not be able to go back.
Weed whackers
Goats under the Alaskan Way Viaduct, on the waterfront in Seattle
Those guys on the right must not have read the job description.
One hundred fifteen
Happy birthday!
Apparently, India ink isn’t fatal. It’s not his mom’s close attention to his every move that has kept him alive for 30 years today.
Hurry, before this deal is gone
The Michaels definition of clearance differs from mine.
This is all you’ll need
You’ll need only the one book in the series to defend yourself against charges of inciting an uprising while keeping the crowds sufficiently hydrated.
Tech support
Can I come over and you help me order something on Amazon?
Sure.
Okay. I have my thing in my trunk.
Your what thing? Computer? You don’t need to bring your computer.
No, my small thing.
Your iPad?
I guess.