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Checker at the grocery store, apropos of nothing:

Do you have kids?

Yes.

Was that a choice?

What do you mean?

Well, sometimes you make a choice to have kids, and sometimes stuff just happens.

Isn’t that the same thing?

Things are not boding well for her unborn child’s future understanding of personal responsibility.

Vermin

Vermin

It's all fluffy bunnies and rainbows until your tender young vegetable plants are chewed off at the shoulders.

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Hurricane Ridge

Hurricane Ridge

Hurricane Ridge is easy to get to, with easy hikes that pay off with views of a major mountain range, a major body of water, the Strait of Juan de Fuca, and another country. It should also have a lot of snow right now. Here's what it looked like three years ago.

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